Today is the first birthday of this very unblog. That’s a whole year of directionless musings, cutely naïve advice and over-laboured opinions. Which post was your favourite?! ;)

I have a cake, one of them party whistles that unfurls a strip of garish paper when blown and a bunch of imaginary party attendees which will be represented by the number of people that comment on this post. Oh, and booze. Lots of booze!

P’aaaar-taaaay! P… Partay?

Yeah, woo!

(it began…)